RAW V85 · Wave 1 — 11 Goda men's top-performer mechanisms remade for RAW · price-test rung (78% off · 3 bottles + roll-on $75)

Built 2026-09-04 06:02Z. Frame: pain = not getting laid; promise = RAW gets you laid (operator 2026-09-02). Fade/longevity, proof and price are support only. Hard register ON. Price-test rung: 78% off today, 3 bottles + free roll-on $75, single $39.90, page button 'Claim 78% off today'.
Plates: Codex built-in image_gen, RAW five-reference lock, grounded brief (single camera, contact shadows, asymmetry, exact roll-on + label spec, no hands), generated through the RAW static job lock; every plate is untouched generator output, uniformly resized (records in plates/). Type: Remotion V85Wave1.tsx; per-role renders audited by audit_v85.py (contrast, phone glyph floors, Meta safe lane, no ink on product). Research source: Goda men's statics corpus.

W1-01-MIRROR pain-ledCL (Goda mirror format) + operator frame

Goda source: #134/#200/#201 marker on mirror (33d, Goda-main Sep wave) · system: marker handwriting on mirror, red tag
Hook: SMELLING NICE / NEVER GOT ANYONE LAID. · sub: Pheromones do. Two sprays.

9x16 master · phone

audit 9x16: PASS

rolelh pxphonep60laneoverlapresult
hook8220.510.83True0ok
offer6816.98.25True0ok
sub5714.29.67True0ok

4x5 master · phone

audit 4x5: PASS

rolelh pxphonep60laneoverlapresult
hook6115.210.34True0ok
offer6516.26.9True0ok
sub4310.88.37True0ok

Retired plate attempts (untouched generator outputs):

4x5 a1 — retired · note
Failure: mirror reflection is not physically consistent — the reflected bottle appears far to the left of the real bottle and at a different distance, while a camera facing the mirror would see the bottle's back directly behind it. Hands removed and roll-on build correct (fixes from the 9:16 a1 note carried over). Gate STAT-U-007 (integration tells are fatal; operator sensitivity to "looks fake").

9x16 a1 — retired · note
Operator: "the hand one looks really fake… the hand looks super fake and the roll-on doesn't look right… doesn't really match our actual roll-on… doesn't look like a real shot."

9x16 a2 — retired · note
Hands gone, roll-on build correct, label correct. Failure: the mirror reflection is still physically wrong — a second bottle appears at the far left of the mirror instead of directly behind the real bottle. Second consecutive reflection failure, so the scene changes rather than the wording: a3 uses a mirror fully fogged with steam (even matte grey, no reflections at all), which is also the Goda "w

W1-02-STICKY offer/mechanism-ledCT

Goda source: #3 sticky note on thigh (273d) · system: handwritten sticky note
Hook: 78% off / ends tonight · sub: 3 bottles + a free roll-on · $75

9x16 master · phone

audit 9x16: PASS

rolelh pxphonep60laneoverlapresult
hook9523.813.8True0ok
sub4411.06.52True0ok

4x5 master · phone

audit 4x5: PASS

rolelh pxphonep60laneoverlapresult
hook7919.812.46True0ok
sub399.87.88True0ok

W1-03-WATER offer/mechanism-ledCT + RF

Goda source: #12/#44 last chance water hero (190d) · system: condensed caps + yellow pill
Hook: LAST CHANCE · sub: 78% OFF ENDS TONIGHT

9x16 master · phone

audit 9x16: PASS

rolelh pxphonep60laneoverlapresult
hook13734.29.48True0ok
proof348.57.64True0ok
offer5513.87.42True0ok
sub4711.89.3True0ok

4x5 master · phone

audit 4x5: PASS

rolelh pxphonep60laneoverlapresult
hook7719.211.47True0ok
proof348.57.62True0ok
offer5413.68.05True0ok
sub307.511.04True0ok

W1-04-OVERSTOCK offer/mechanism-ledCT + RF

Goda source: #35/#37/#57 overstock hands (140d) · system: bold caps + price arrow
Hook: WE MADE / TOO MUCH RAW. · sub: OVERSTOCKED — 78% OFF UNTIL IT'S GONE · note: premise is a sales framing; operator accepted overstock/apology devices via the PT letters

9x16 master · phone

audit 9x16: PASS

rolelh pxphonep60laneoverlapresult
hook7017.413.62True0 (declared)ok
offer6516.29.6True38193 (declared)ok
sub369.012.21True29 (declared)ok

4x5 master · phone

audit 4x5: PASS

rolelh pxphonep60laneoverlapresult
hook5213.110.48True32081 (declared)ok
offer6516.27.55True36183 (declared)ok
sub297.210.56True5877 (declared)ok

Retired plate attempts (untouched generator outputs):

9x16 a1 — retired · note
Operator: "the hand one looks really fake… the hand looks super fake and the roll-on doesn't look right… doesn't really match our actual roll-on… doesn't look like a real shot."

W1-05-COMPARE pain-ledCT + RF

Goda source: #32 Real vs Fake / #204 does nothing vs attracts (140d) · system: two-column table
Hook: REGULAR COLOGNE vs RAW

9x16 master · phone

audit 9x16: PASS

rolelh pxphonep60laneoverlapresult
hook5012.516.44True0ok
offer5513.89.81True0ok
card26466.05.72True0ok

4x5 master · phone

audit 4x5: PASS

rolelh pxphonep60laneoverlapresult
hook4812.113.63True0ok
offer5413.67.37True0ok
card16641.55.85True0ok

W1-06-IMESSAGE offer/mechanism-ledCT

Goda source: #61 iMessage 'Wifey: what did you put on' (97d) · system: iMessage card over bottle pattern (Remotion only)
Hook:

9x16 master · phone

audit 9x16: PASS

rolelh pxphonep60laneoverlapresult
offer5313.213.17True0ok
card484121.018.76True0ok

4x5 master · phone

audit 4x5: PASS

rolelh pxphonep60laneoverlapresult
offer5413.613.65True0ok
card15638.917.83True0ok

Retired plate attempts (untouched generator outputs):

9x16 a1 — retired · note
Failure: the label is rendered as a dark rectangular card with a different "Raw" script and re-set copy instead of the reference's black type printed directly on the red frosted glass. Scene (nightstand, phone, brass lamp) is fine and the 4:5 sibling from the same prompt came out correct. Gate STAT-U-007. Retired; a2 re-runs the same prompt.

W1-07-DMSTACK pain-ledCT

Goda source: #163 'Looking to stay single? Don't try this' DM stack (8d) · system: warning headline + notification cards
Hook: WANT TO STAY SINGLE? / DON'T WEAR THIS.

9x16 master · phone

audit 9x16: PASS

rolelh pxphonep60laneoverlapresult
hook6917.220.33True0ok
offer5413.66.59True0ok
card16641.518.69True0ok

4x5 master · phone

audit 4x5: PASS

rolelh pxphonep60laneoverlapresult
hook4912.220.5True0ok
offer5313.26.87True0ok
card10025.019.14True0ok

W1-08-REVIEW offer/mechanism-ledCT

Goda source: #74/#78 mock one-star review (84d) · system: review card, labelled joke
Hook: ★☆☆☆☆

9x16 master · phone

audit 9x16: PASS

rolelh pxphonep60laneoverlapresult
offer5413.613.71True0ok
card505126.212.57True0ok

4x5 master · phone

audit 4x5: PASS

rolelh pxphonep60laneoverlapresult
offer5313.213.08True0ok
card36691.512.13True0ok

W1-09-TABLOID offer/mechanism-ledCT + MI

Goda source: #2 tabloid car selfie (273d) · system: VIRAL tag + tabloid headline, red highlight
Hook: LOCAL MAN'S BODY COUNT TRIPLES / AFTER SWITCHING COLOGNE.

9x16 master · phone

audit 9x16: PASS

rolelh pxphonep60laneoverlapresult
hook5112.818.92True0ok
offer5413.66.52True0ok

4x5 master · phone

audit 4x5: PASS

rolelh pxphonep60laneoverlapresult
hook7318.216.21True0ok
offer5413.66.64True0ok

Retired plate attempts (untouched generator outputs):

9x16 a1 — retired · note
Failure: the spray-bottle label is invented — reads "COLOGNE INFUSÉE DE PHÉROMONE / VAPORISATEUR" with a re-laid-out block instead of the reference label ("PHEROMONE INFUSED COLOGNE / SPRAY / SPRAY DE COLOGNE ENRICHI EN PHÉROMONES / EAU DE TOILETTE COLOGNE / NET 30 ML / 1 OZ"). Glass renders glossy/backlit instead of frosted. Scene, camera and the roll-on build are correct. Gate STAT-U-007 (produc

W1-10-SHOWUP offer/mechanism-ledCT

Goda source: #88 'Your only job is to invite her over' (58d) · system: bold caps over rock + review pill
Hook: YOUR ONLY JOB / IS TO SHOW UP. · sub: Two sprays do the rest. She makes the first move.

9x16 master · phone

audit 9x16: PASS

rolelh pxphonep60laneoverlapresult
hook7017.520.75True0ok
offer5513.813.7True0ok
sub4010.020.5True0ok

4x5 master · phone

audit 4x5: PASS

rolelh pxphonep60laneoverlapresult
hook4912.220.62True0ok
offer5413.614.91True0ok
sub297.220.53True0ok

W1-11-DINNER offer/mechanism-ledCT

Goda source: #66 'She won't make it to dinner' $14 (91d) · system: serif headline + price card
Hook: SHE WON'T MAKE IT / TO DINNER. · sub: Two sprays. She makes the first move.

9x16 master · phone

audit 9x16: PASS

rolelh pxphonep60laneoverlapresult
hook8020.020.75True0ok
offer6416.018.63True0ok
sub4511.219.98True0ok

4x5 master · phone

audit 4x5: PASS

rolelh pxphonep60laneoverlapresult
hook5614.020.86True0ok
offer6416.017.67True0ok
sub328.018.97True0ok

Status

Not launched. Drop planned for Sat Sep 6 after the price-test campaign's 72h read, into the price-test campaign (landing page: price-test product page) as new ads. Operator Keep/Revise/Reject per concept requested.