Built 2026-09-04 06:02Z. Frame: pain = not getting laid; promise = RAW gets you laid (operator 2026-09-02). Fade/longevity, proof and price are support only. Hard register ON. Price-test rung: 78% off today, 3 bottles + free roll-on $75, single $39.90, page button 'Claim 78% off today'.
Plates: Codex built-in image_gen, RAW five-reference lock, grounded brief (single camera, contact shadows, asymmetry, exact roll-on + label spec, no hands), generated through the RAW static job lock; every plate is untouched generator output, uniformly resized (records in plates/). Type: Remotion V85Wave1.tsx; per-role renders audited by audit_v85.py (contrast, phone glyph floors, Meta safe lane, no ink on product). Research source: Goda men's statics corpus.
Goda source: #134/#200/#201 marker on mirror (33d, Goda-main Sep wave) · system: marker handwriting on mirror, red tag
Hook: SMELLING NICE / NEVER GOT ANYONE LAID. · sub: Pheromones do. Two sprays.

audit 9x16: PASS
| role | lh px | phone | p60 | lane | overlap | result |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| hook | 82 | 20.5 | 10.83 | True | 0 | ok |
| offer | 68 | 16.9 | 8.25 | True | 0 | ok |
| sub | 57 | 14.2 | 9.67 | True | 0 | ok |

audit 4x5: PASS
| role | lh px | phone | p60 | lane | overlap | result |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| hook | 61 | 15.2 | 10.34 | True | 0 | ok |
| offer | 65 | 16.2 | 6.9 | True | 0 | ok |
| sub | 43 | 10.8 | 8.37 | True | 0 | ok |
Retired plate attempts (untouched generator outputs):

4x5 a1 — retired · note
Failure: mirror reflection is not physically consistent — the reflected bottle appears far to the left of the real bottle and at a different distance, while a camera facing the mirror would see the bottle's back directly behind it. Hands removed and roll-on build correct (fixes from the 9:16 a1 note carried over). Gate STAT-U-007 (integration tells are fatal; operator sensitivity to "looks fake").

9x16 a1 — retired · note
Operator: "the hand one looks really fake… the hand looks super fake and the roll-on doesn't look right… doesn't really match our actual roll-on… doesn't look like a real shot."

9x16 a2 — retired · note
Hands gone, roll-on build correct, label correct. Failure: the mirror reflection is still physically wrong — a second bottle appears at the far left of the mirror instead of directly behind the real bottle. Second consecutive reflection failure, so the scene changes rather than the wording: a3 uses a mirror fully fogged with steam (even matte grey, no reflections at all), which is also the Goda "w
Goda source: #3 sticky note on thigh (273d) · system: handwritten sticky note
Hook: 78% off / ends tonight · sub: 3 bottles + a free roll-on · $75

audit 9x16: PASS
| role | lh px | phone | p60 | lane | overlap | result |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| hook | 95 | 23.8 | 13.8 | True | 0 | ok |
| sub | 44 | 11.0 | 6.52 | True | 0 | ok |

audit 4x5: PASS
| role | lh px | phone | p60 | lane | overlap | result |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| hook | 79 | 19.8 | 12.46 | True | 0 | ok |
| sub | 39 | 9.8 | 7.88 | True | 0 | ok |
Goda source: #12/#44 last chance water hero (190d) · system: condensed caps + yellow pill
Hook: LAST CHANCE · sub: 78% OFF ENDS TONIGHT

audit 9x16: PASS
| role | lh px | phone | p60 | lane | overlap | result |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| hook | 137 | 34.2 | 9.48 | True | 0 | ok |
| proof | 34 | 8.5 | 7.64 | True | 0 | ok |
| offer | 55 | 13.8 | 7.42 | True | 0 | ok |
| sub | 47 | 11.8 | 9.3 | True | 0 | ok |

audit 4x5: PASS
| role | lh px | phone | p60 | lane | overlap | result |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| hook | 77 | 19.2 | 11.47 | True | 0 | ok |
| proof | 34 | 8.5 | 7.62 | True | 0 | ok |
| offer | 54 | 13.6 | 8.05 | True | 0 | ok |
| sub | 30 | 7.5 | 11.04 | True | 0 | ok |
Goda source: #35/#37/#57 overstock hands (140d) · system: bold caps + price arrow
Hook: WE MADE / TOO MUCH RAW. · sub: OVERSTOCKED — 78% OFF UNTIL IT'S GONE · note: premise is a sales framing; operator accepted overstock/apology devices via the PT letters

audit 9x16: PASS
| role | lh px | phone | p60 | lane | overlap | result |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| hook | 70 | 17.4 | 13.62 | True | 0 (declared) | ok |
| offer | 65 | 16.2 | 9.6 | True | 38193 (declared) | ok |
| sub | 36 | 9.0 | 12.21 | True | 29 (declared) | ok |

audit 4x5: PASS
| role | lh px | phone | p60 | lane | overlap | result |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| hook | 52 | 13.1 | 10.48 | True | 32081 (declared) | ok |
| offer | 65 | 16.2 | 7.55 | True | 36183 (declared) | ok |
| sub | 29 | 7.2 | 10.56 | True | 5877 (declared) | ok |
Retired plate attempts (untouched generator outputs):

9x16 a1 — retired · note
Operator: "the hand one looks really fake… the hand looks super fake and the roll-on doesn't look right… doesn't really match our actual roll-on… doesn't look like a real shot."
Goda source: #32 Real vs Fake / #204 does nothing vs attracts (140d) · system: two-column table
Hook: REGULAR COLOGNE vs RAW

audit 9x16: PASS
| role | lh px | phone | p60 | lane | overlap | result |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| hook | 50 | 12.5 | 16.44 | True | 0 | ok |
| offer | 55 | 13.8 | 9.81 | True | 0 | ok |
| card | 264 | 66.0 | 5.72 | True | 0 | ok |

audit 4x5: PASS
| role | lh px | phone | p60 | lane | overlap | result |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| hook | 48 | 12.1 | 13.63 | True | 0 | ok |
| offer | 54 | 13.6 | 7.37 | True | 0 | ok |
| card | 166 | 41.5 | 5.85 | True | 0 | ok |
Goda source: #61 iMessage 'Wifey: what did you put on' (97d) · system: iMessage card over bottle pattern (Remotion only)
Hook:

audit 9x16: PASS
| role | lh px | phone | p60 | lane | overlap | result |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| offer | 53 | 13.2 | 13.17 | True | 0 | ok |
| card | 484 | 121.0 | 18.76 | True | 0 | ok |

audit 4x5: PASS
| role | lh px | phone | p60 | lane | overlap | result |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| offer | 54 | 13.6 | 13.65 | True | 0 | ok |
| card | 156 | 38.9 | 17.83 | True | 0 | ok |
Retired plate attempts (untouched generator outputs):

9x16 a1 — retired · note
Failure: the label is rendered as a dark rectangular card with a different "Raw" script and re-set copy instead of the reference's black type printed directly on the red frosted glass. Scene (nightstand, phone, brass lamp) is fine and the 4:5 sibling from the same prompt came out correct. Gate STAT-U-007. Retired; a2 re-runs the same prompt.
Goda source: #163 'Looking to stay single? Don't try this' DM stack (8d) · system: warning headline + notification cards
Hook: WANT TO STAY SINGLE? / DON'T WEAR THIS.

audit 9x16: PASS
| role | lh px | phone | p60 | lane | overlap | result |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| hook | 69 | 17.2 | 20.33 | True | 0 | ok |
| offer | 54 | 13.6 | 6.59 | True | 0 | ok |
| card | 166 | 41.5 | 18.69 | True | 0 | ok |

audit 4x5: PASS
| role | lh px | phone | p60 | lane | overlap | result |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| hook | 49 | 12.2 | 20.5 | True | 0 | ok |
| offer | 53 | 13.2 | 6.87 | True | 0 | ok |
| card | 100 | 25.0 | 19.14 | True | 0 | ok |
Goda source: #74/#78 mock one-star review (84d) · system: review card, labelled joke
Hook: ★☆☆☆☆

audit 9x16: PASS
| role | lh px | phone | p60 | lane | overlap | result |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| offer | 54 | 13.6 | 13.71 | True | 0 | ok |
| card | 505 | 126.2 | 12.57 | True | 0 | ok |

audit 4x5: PASS
| role | lh px | phone | p60 | lane | overlap | result |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| offer | 53 | 13.2 | 13.08 | True | 0 | ok |
| card | 366 | 91.5 | 12.13 | True | 0 | ok |
Goda source: #2 tabloid car selfie (273d) · system: VIRAL tag + tabloid headline, red highlight
Hook: LOCAL MAN'S BODY COUNT TRIPLES / AFTER SWITCHING COLOGNE.

audit 9x16: PASS
| role | lh px | phone | p60 | lane | overlap | result |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| hook | 51 | 12.8 | 18.92 | True | 0 | ok |
| offer | 54 | 13.6 | 6.52 | True | 0 | ok |

audit 4x5: PASS
| role | lh px | phone | p60 | lane | overlap | result |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| hook | 73 | 18.2 | 16.21 | True | 0 | ok |
| offer | 54 | 13.6 | 6.64 | True | 0 | ok |
Retired plate attempts (untouched generator outputs):

9x16 a1 — retired · note
Failure: the spray-bottle label is invented — reads "COLOGNE INFUSÉE DE PHÉROMONE / VAPORISATEUR" with a re-laid-out block instead of the reference label ("PHEROMONE INFUSED COLOGNE / SPRAY / SPRAY DE COLOGNE ENRICHI EN PHÉROMONES / EAU DE TOILETTE COLOGNE / NET 30 ML / 1 OZ"). Glass renders glossy/backlit instead of frosted. Scene, camera and the roll-on build are correct. Gate STAT-U-007 (produc
Goda source: #88 'Your only job is to invite her over' (58d) · system: bold caps over rock + review pill
Hook: YOUR ONLY JOB / IS TO SHOW UP. · sub: Two sprays do the rest. She makes the first move.

audit 9x16: PASS
| role | lh px | phone | p60 | lane | overlap | result |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| hook | 70 | 17.5 | 20.75 | True | 0 | ok |
| offer | 55 | 13.8 | 13.7 | True | 0 | ok |
| sub | 40 | 10.0 | 20.5 | True | 0 | ok |

audit 4x5: PASS
| role | lh px | phone | p60 | lane | overlap | result |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| hook | 49 | 12.2 | 20.62 | True | 0 | ok |
| offer | 54 | 13.6 | 14.91 | True | 0 | ok |
| sub | 29 | 7.2 | 20.53 | True | 0 | ok |
Goda source: #66 'She won't make it to dinner' $14 (91d) · system: serif headline + price card
Hook: SHE WON'T MAKE IT / TO DINNER. · sub: Two sprays. She makes the first move.

audit 9x16: PASS
| role | lh px | phone | p60 | lane | overlap | result |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| hook | 80 | 20.0 | 20.75 | True | 0 | ok |
| offer | 64 | 16.0 | 18.63 | True | 0 | ok |
| sub | 45 | 11.2 | 19.98 | True | 0 | ok |

audit 4x5: PASS
| role | lh px | phone | p60 | lane | overlap | result |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| hook | 56 | 14.0 | 20.86 | True | 0 | ok |
| offer | 64 | 16.0 | 17.67 | True | 0 | ok |
| sub | 32 | 8.0 | 18.97 | True | 0 | ok |
Not launched. Drop planned for Sat Sep 6 after the price-test campaign's 72h read, into the price-test campaign (landing page: price-test product page) as new ads. Operator Keep/Revise/Reject per concept requested.