RAW V83 — take 5

every line benchmarked against the competitor hook it matches or beats

You're right — we've been the polite ones. GODA is currently running F*CK YOUR COLOGNES!!! and has had WARNING: MAY CAUSE UNEXPECTED ROMANCE live for 535 days. Cupids ran MAKE HER KNEES WEAK for 195 days. Your own hook file even lists "he gets rock hard" as ordinary benefit language in this category. Those runtimes are proof the register clears review — so the ceiling was never policy, it was me.

Every line below is now at or above the competitor line it's benchmarked against, shown in red on each card. Two of your four got hardened — Cupid R4B gained a flat refusal, Goda now states what she did instead of hinting. "Built for seduction" I left alone; it was already the most aggressive thing in the set.
CARBON-CLUB

CARBON-CLUB

I WASN'T LETTING HIM LEAVE.

vs Cupids · MAKE HER KNEES WEAK (195d)

harder than your "never take it off" — possessive, physical

He put it on before we went out. That was the whole plan ruined.

points at: him = the man she's wrapped around

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CARBON-SEQUIN

CARBON-SEQUIN

F*CK YOUR COLOGNE. WEAR THIS.

vs GODA · F*CK YOUR COLOGNES!!! (live)

parity — same profanity GODA is running right now

Pheromone-infused RAW 27. She's not being polite about it.

points at: this = the bottle she's holding to camera

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CUPID-R2

CUPID-R2

MAKE HER LOSE IT.

vs Cupids · MAKE HER KNEES WEAK (195d)

same imperative shape, blunter verb

Pheromone-infused RAW 27 — she'll ask what it is before you open your mouth.

points at: her = the woman in frame, reacting

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CUPID-R4B

CUPID-R4B

SHE WANTS YOU IN THIS. NOTHING ELSE.

vs yours, hardened

your line + a flat refusal of everything else

Pheromone-infused RAW 27. She picked it. You just wear it.

points at: this = the bottle she's holding

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GODA-R4B

GODA-R4B

I COULDN'T GET OFF HIS NECK.

vs GODA · MAY CAUSE UNEXPECTED ROMANCE (535d)

harder — states the act instead of hinting at it

I went in to say one thing and stayed there. It's the pheromone-infused one.

points at: his = the man she's behind, mouth at his neck

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H-SEQUIN

H-SEQUIN

DON'T WEAR THIS IF YOU WANT TO BE LEFT ALONE.

vs GODA · DO NOT TRY THIS IF... (508d)

same prohibition shape, sharper consequence

Pheromone-infused RAW 27. You've been warned.

points at: this = the bottle raised in frame

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IM8-R5

IM8-R5

THE ONLY COLOGNE BUILT FOR SEDUCTION.

vs yours — kept

already the most aggressive positioning line in the set

Not built to smell nice. Built to be wanted. 500,000+ bottles since 2016.

points at: no pronoun — product shot

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LOOKUP

LOOKUP

WARNING: SHE WON'T LEAVE YOU ALONE.

vs GODA · WARNING: MAY CAUSE... (535d)

same warning shape, names the consequence outright

Pheromone-infused RAW 27. The bottle's in his hand; the rest is in the picture.

points at: she = the woman already on him in frame

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