RAW — five statics on Cupids-durability devices, authored 4:5 and 9:16

Five devices, five different photographic worlds. Each translates one mechanism that survived 176–508 days in this exact category (pheromone cologne), taken from 95 competitor statics cached on 2026-08-17 in brands/raw-chemistry/research/competitor-longevity-2026-08-17. Run duration is a durability signal, not spend, CPA, ROAS, purchase or profit data. Mechanism and composition logic are translated; pixels, product, facts, offer, voice and typography are RAW's own — no competitor layout, headline or copy asset is reproduced. The structural finding behind this batch: not one long-running static in the corpus is a dark cinematic still life. Every master carries hook → support → ★★★★★ 4.8 · 12,400+ verified reviews → 78% Off — Today Only → 3 bottles + a free roll-on for $75 · 60-day guarantee → CLAIM 78% OFF →, with all copy inside y 169–1181 so a centre 1:1 crop cannot cut it. Status per master is the canonical rendered-typography craft audit plus measured product/text overlap. Both ratios are authored natively. The 9:16 is built to be cropped: its centre 1080×1350 region carries the whole ad, so a later 4:5 crop is lossless, and the outer 285px top and bottom are disposable bleed. Crop status is measured per master. No A/B pair in this batch. No blind judge has run. Nothing is launch-approved until you Keep it, and no campaign is built from it.

All five — 4:5 then 9:16

Reference — the live winner (GODA5H-PT, creative 2110779233123572)

Not part of the batch. Shown so the five can be judged against what is actually selling on the account today.

winner 4:5

M1 — Inbound texts, then the mechanism

Device: the reaction rendered as inbound text messages, then the mechanism that caused it
Durability evidence: Operator concept 2026-09-18; extends Cupids Hypnosis CUP-18 (56d live), an overheard line with attribution — run duration only, not spend, CPA, ROAS or profit
Hook: Sarah: ok what were you wearing last night · Mia: what IS that cologne?? · Danny: what the f**k were you wearing bro · Jess: what were you wearing?
Support: They're not asking about the smell. They're asking about the pheromones.

plate 4x5
m1-4x5 · HARD_GATES_PASS · 1 OVERLAP ✗ · in-frame ✓ · 1:1 crop ✗
measured overlay
plate 9x16
m1-9x16 · HARD_GATES_PASS · 1 OVERLAP ✗ · in-frame ✓ · 4:5 crop ✓ · Meta 9:16 box ✗
measured overlay

W1 — LAST CHANCE + bundle pill

Device: offer-led: LAST CHANCE over a bundle pill, hard-lit product
Durability evidence: Cupids Hypnosis CUP-03 — 176d (LAST CHANCE / BUY 2 GET 1 FREE) — run duration only, not spend, CPA, ROAS or profit
Hook: LAST CHANCE
Support: 3 BOTTLES + A FREE ROLL-ON

plate 4x5
w1-4x5 · HARD_GATES_PASS · no overlaps ✓ · in-frame ✓ · 1:1 crop ✗
measured overlay
plate 9x16
w1-9x16 · HARD_GATES_PASS · no overlaps ✓ · in-frame ✓ · 4:5 crop ✓ · Meta 9:16 box ✗
measured overlay

W3 — Benefit + proof stamp

Device: blunt benefit headline + proof stamp on a saturated colour field
Durability evidence: Cupids Hypnosis CUP-01 — 195d, their longest-running static (MAKE HER KNEES WEAK + star 500K+ stamp) — run duration only, not spend, CPA, ROAS or profit
Hook: MAKE HER ASK WHAT YOU'RE WEARING.
Support: PHEROMONE-INFUSED COLOGNE FOR MEN

plate 4x5
w3-4x5 · HARD_GATES_PASS · 1 OVERLAP ✗ · in-frame ✓ · 1:1 crop ✗
measured overlay
plate 9x16
w3-9x16 · HARD_GATES_PASS · no overlaps ✓ · in-frame ✓ · 4:5 crop ✓ · Meta 9:16 box ✗
measured overlay

W4 — Category authority

Device: category-authority claim in a band under a hard-lit hero
Durability evidence: Cupids Hypnosis CUP-17 — 63d live (A BREAKTHROUGH IN MEN'S COLOGNES THAT'S TAKING 2026 BY STORM) — run duration only, not spend, CPA, ROAS or profit
Hook: BUILT TO GET A REACTION. NOT A COMPLIMENT.
Support: PHEROMONE-INFUSED · TWO SPRAYS

plate 4x5
w4-4x5 · HARD_GATES_PASS · no overlaps ✓ · in-frame ✓ · 1:1 crop ✗
measured overlay
plate 9x16
w4-9x16 · HARD_GATES_PASS · no overlaps ✓ · in-frame ✓ · 4:5 crop ✓ · Meta 9:16 box ✗
measured overlay

W5 — Guarantee + trust cards

Device: guarantee headline over a grid of trust cards
Durability evidence: Cupids Hypnosis CUP-23 — 10d live (THE 30-DAY MONEY-BACK GUARANTEE over four icon cards) — run duration only, not spend, CPA, ROAS or profit
Hook: THE 60-DAY MONEY-BACK GUARANTEE
Support: 60 days, risk-free · 4.8 stars, 12,400+ reviews · Pheromone-infused formula · 3 bottles + a free roll-on

plate 4x5
w5-4x5 · HARD_GATES_PASS · 1 OVERLAP ✗ · in-frame ✓ · 1:1 crop ✗
measured overlay
plate 9x16
w5-9x16 · HARD_GATES_PASS · 1 OVERLAP ✗ · in-frame ✓ · 4:5 crop ✓ · Meta 9:16 box ✗
measured overlay