RAW concept-board remake — nine hypotheses, paired 4:5 / 9:16, A/B = CTA copy

Plates: Codex image_gen with the five RAW references (provenance verified per plate). Type: Remotion, deterministic. Offer: 78% OFF TODAY · $75 · 3 bottles + FREE roll-on · 60-day money-back guarantee. Proof: 4.8/5 · 12,400+ verified buyers (storefront, 2026-09-16). Curse words asterisked. Status per master is the canonical rendered-typography craft audit. pair-pass stamp present (see .pair-pass.json). Scores are not shown: no blind judge has run on this batch; nothing here is launch-approved until the operator Keeps it.

Contact sheets (A arm)

C01 — THIS COLOGNE F**KS.

winner premise at poster type scale · A: CLAIM 78% OFF · B: SHOP THE $75 BUNDLE

plate 4x5

c01-a-4x5 · HARD_GATES_PASS

c01-b-4x5 · HARD_GATES_PASS

plate 9x16

c01-a-9x16 · HARD_GATES_PASS

c01-b-9x16 · HARD_GATES_PASS

C02 — YOUR COLOGNE DOESN’T DO SH*T.

failed-alternative split · A: CLAIM 78% OFF · B: SHOP THE $75 BUNDLE

plate 4x5

c02-a-4x5 · HARD_GATES_PASS

c02-b-4x5 · HARD_GATES_PASS

plate 9x16

c02-a-9x16 · HARD_GATES_PASS

c02-b-9x16 · HARD_GATES_PASS

C03 — YOU SMELL GREAT. SHE DIDN’T NOTICE.

private pain moment (bar) · A: CLAIM 78% OFF · B: SHOP THE $75 BUNDLE

plate 4x5

c03-a-4x5 · HARD_GATES_PASS

c03-b-4x5 · HARD_GATES_PASS

plate 9x16

c03-a-9x16 · HARD_GATES_PASS

c03-b-9x16 · HARD_GATES_PASS

C04 — THE COMPLIMENTS HIT DIFFERENT.

proof-first (real reviews) · A: CLAIM 78% OFF · B: SHOP THE $75 BUNDLE

plate 4x5

c04-a-4x5 · HARD_GATES_PASS

c04-b-4x5 · HARD_GATES_PASS

plate 9x16

c04-a-9x16 · HARD_GATES_PASS

c04-b-9x16 · HARD_GATES_PASS

C05 — DARK. WARM. IMPOSSIBLE TO FORGET.

sensory desire — control lane · A: CLAIM 78% OFF · B: SHOP THE $75 BUNDLE

plate 4x5

c05-a-4x5 · HARD_GATES_PASS

c05-b-4x5 · HARD_GATES_PASS

plate 9x16

c05-a-9x16 · HARD_GATES_PASS

c05-b-9x16 · HARD_GATES_PASS

C06 — PHEROMONE COLOGNE. WITHOUT THE BULLSH*T.

objection / skeptic FAQ · A: CLAIM 78% OFF · B: SHOP THE $75 BUNDLE

plate 4x5

c06-a-4x5 · HARD_GATES_PASS

c06-b-4x5 · HARD_GATES_PASS

plate 9x16

c06-a-9x16 · HARD_GATES_PASS

c06-b-9x16 · HARD_GATES_PASS

C07 — MAGIC LOVE POTION? NO.

skeptic reframe · A: CLAIM 78% OFF · B: SHOP THE $75 BUNDLE

plate 4x5

c07-a-4x5 · HARD_GATES_PASS

c07-b-4x5 · HARD_GATES_PASS

plate 9x16

c07-a-9x16 · HARD_GATES_PASS

c07-b-9x16 · HARD_GATES_PASS

C08 — YOURS ONLY SMELLS GOOD.

rational comparison checklist · A: CLAIM 78% OFF · B: SHOP THE $75 BUNDLE

plate 4x5

c08-a-4x5 · HARD_GATES_PASS

c08-b-4x5 · HARD_GATES_PASS

plate 9x16

c08-a-9x16 · HARD_GATES_PASS

c08-b-9x16 · HARD_GATES_PASS

C09 — THIS COLOGNE F**KS. (mono)

monochrome imagery contrast to C01 · A: CLAIM 78% OFF · B: SHOP THE $75 BUNDLE

plate 4x5

c09-a-4x5 · HARD_GATES_PASS

c09-b-4x5 · HARD_GATES_PASS

plate 9x16

c09-a-9x16 · HARD_GATES_PASS

c09-b-9x16 · HARD_GATES_PASS