Pain #1 · 16.7% of booking-form answers
Fence talk
Your dog ignores you when you give a command
- Style Pixar-style 3D
- Length about 66 s
- Cost about 188 credits
Built on a proven ad: K9 Training Institute · 114 days live
AI talking-dog "podcast": two dogs joke about their owner's mistakes, a reframe, then the help and a small ask.
Their hook: “Bro, my mom still thinks I only sit because I want to.”
What we keep: Two dogs talking, the owner's mistakes told as jokes, a reframe about how dogs read people, the help arriving through the friend, the final shout to the owner.
| Time | Who | Line, and what you see |
|---|---|---|
| 0:00 | BISCUIT | Bro, my mom thinks I ignore her on purpose.Biscuit's chin on the top of a backyard fence, sunny suburb; frame 0 works muted with the caption |
| 0:04 | PEPPER | Do you?Pepper's face in a gap between two fence boards |
| 0:05 | BISCUIT | I honestly don't know what she wants.Biscuit, ears drooping |
| 0:08 | BISCUIT | She says 'sit' with her keys in her hand, already walking away.cutaway, silent: Biscuit's mom at the front door, keys out, saying sit over her shoulder |
| 0:12 | PEPPER | So 'sit' means she's leaving.Pepper |
| 0:14 | BISCUIT | Then she says it louder. Then she uses my whole name.Biscuit |
| 0:18 | PEPPER | The whole name. Brutal.Pepper winces |
| 0:20 | BISCUIT | Yesterday she said 'come' four times and then walked over to me.cutaway, silent: mom crossing the yard to Biscuit, who sits happily |
| 0:24 | PEPPER | So now 'come' means she comes to you.Pepper |
| 0:27 | BISCUIT | Exactly. Best trick I know.Biscuit grins |
| 0:29 | PEPPER | My dad was the same. Then a trainer came to our house.Pepper; cutaway, silent: the trainer in Pepper's living room, watching Pepper's dad from a step away |
| 0:33 | BISCUIT | To train you?Biscuit |
| 0:34 | PEPPER | To train him. She just watched how he asks me stuff.cutaway, silent: the trainer pointing at the dad's hand, Pepper sitting a few feet away |
| 0:38 | PEPPER | He was saying 'sit' while his hand said 'lie down'.close-up, silent: the dad's palm pressing downward while his mouth says sit |
| 0:41 | BISCUIT | Mixed signals. I'd be confused too.Biscuit nods slowly |
| 0:44 | PEPPER | Now he gets my eyes first, says it once, and I sit.cutaway, silent: the dad crouches, Pepper looks up and sits |
| 0:48 | BISCUIT | Once? One time?Biscuit, stunned |
| 0:49 | PEPPER | One time. They practiced it at the door and on our walks too.cutaway, silent: the dad and Pepper on a sidewalk, loose leash |
| 0:53 | BISCUIT | Where does my mom get one of those?Biscuit |
| 0:55 | PEPPER | Dog Academy. Over 80,000 owners and pets so far.Pepper, proud |
| 0:59 | PEPPER | They build a custom training plan around you and your mom.Pepper |
| 1:02 | BISCUIT | Mom! Get your custom training plan today!Biscuit turns toward the house and barks it |
| 1:05 | END | End card (composited): "Get your custom training plan today" · Up to 8 in-person lessons at your door · Lifetime unlimited virtual lessons · The full online course library · Dog Academy wordmark · button "Book Now" |