CHL · 10 ads copied from today's top supplement ads
One-pass only now (hand-set versions dropped, as you asked). Each ad copies one top live static from Grüns, AG1, HUM or Thesis with one plain pain. Today's changes follow your notes on each ad. Copy for all ten.
Launch plan: ad sets by concept (sent to the CHL Meta Account thread)
A concept is one pain for one person; format and wording are variations inside its ad set. Nothing goes live until you say push.
1. CP48 · MTHFR: folic acid never reaches your brain, so you're foggy by 3 PM
Changed today: Re-spaced to match the Grüns ad: big headline, the table across the middle, the bottle held under the green column, room around everything.
Pain “If you have the MTHFR gene mutation, this is why you're still foggy by 3 PM.” → fix “15 mg of active L-methylfolate, the kind your body can use.” → offer FIRST BOTTLE FREE → proof 15 mg, the strength doctors add (table row)
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If you carry the MTHFR gene variant, your body struggles to turn ordinary folic acid into the folate your brain actually uses. That's the one in your multivitamin.
So you take the vitamin, drink the coffee, and you're still foggy by 3 PM.
CleanHealthLab L-Methylfolate is 15 mg of the already-active form. No conversion step. One capsule a day.
First bottle free. 60-day money-back guarantee.
★★★★★ 4.9 · 2,600 five-star reviews
Headline: MTHFR and Still Foggy by 3 PM? · CTA: Shop Now
2. CP49 · ADHD: crashing at 3 PM, and more coffee doesn't fix it
Changed today: Sticky notes, cans and pen are gone: only coffee cups float, the thing the headline names. The reviews now sit under the headline.
Pain “ADHD crash at 3 PM? Coffee won't fix it.” → fix “15 mg active folate helps your brain make dopamine.” → offer FIRST BOTTLE FREE → proof ★ 4.9 · 2,600 five-star reviews (small line under the headline)
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Meds at 8. Coffee at 11. By 3 PM your brain just leaves the building, and another coffee only makes you jittery.
Your brain makes dopamine with the help of folate, the active kind. A lot of people can't turn ordinary folic acid into it.
CleanHealthLab L-Methylfolate is 15 mg of active folate. One capsule a day.
First bottle free. 60-day money-back guarantee.
★★★★★ 4.9 · 2,600 five-star reviews
Headline: ADHD Crash at 3 PM? · CTA: Shop Now
3. CP50 · brain fog by 3 PM, and the first bottle is free
Pain “Foggy by 3 PM?” → fix “15 mg active folate, the kind your brain can use.” → offer $59.99 → FREE first bottle → proof 4.9★ from 2,600 five-star reviews (icon list line)
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3 PM. You've read the same email three times and you still couldn't tell anyone what it said.
It isn't a coffee problem. A lot of people can't turn ordinary folic acid into the folate the brain runs on.
CleanHealthLab L-Methylfolate is 15 mg of the active form. One capsule a day. Your first bottle is free.
60-day money-back guarantee.
★★★★★ 4.9 · 2,600 five-star reviews
Headline: Foggy by 3 PM? First Bottle Free · CTA: Shop Now
4. CP51 · 3 PM brain fog, guaranteed gone or your money back
Changed today: Brought back the look you liked and added Grüns' price pill: $59.99 struck, FIRST BOTTLE FREE.
Pain “No more 3 PM brain fog, or your money back.” → fix “15 mg active folate to keep your brain switched on.” → offer $59.99 struck → FIRST BOTTLE FREE (Grüns price pill) → proof 60-day money-back guarantee (starburst)
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Four coffees. A walk around the block. Cold water on your face. And at 3 PM you're still staring at the screen like it's in another language.
More caffeine can't give your brain what it's missing. A lot of people can't turn ordinary folic acid into the active folate the brain runs on.
CleanHealthLab L-Methylfolate is 15 mg of it. Take it for 60 days; if the fog doesn't lift, your money back.
First bottle free.
★★★★★ 4.9 · 2,600 five-star reviews
Headline: No More 3 PM Brain Fog · CTA: Shop Now
5. CP52 · anxiety: lying awake at 3 AM replaying everything
Pain “3 AM overthinking is crazy.” → fix “15 mg active folate helps your brain make serotonin.” → offer FIRST BOTTLE FREE → proof ★ 4.9 · 2,600 five-star reviews (product panel)
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It's 3 AM. You're replaying one thing you said at dinner, then the email you didn't answer, then something from 2014.
Your brain makes serotonin with the help of active folate, and a lot of people can't turn ordinary folic acid into it.
CleanHealthLab L-Methylfolate is 15 mg of active folate. One capsule a day.
First bottle free. 60-day money-back guarantee.
★★★★★ 4.9 · 2,600 five-star reviews
Headline: Awake at 3 AM Replaying Everything? · CTA: Shop Now
6. CP53 · still foggy at 3 PM after four coffees, because of MTHFR
Pain “Why am I still foggy at 3pm?? I've had 4 coffees” → fix “MTHFR gene? My multivitamin did nothing. 15 mg methylfolate fixed it (friend's answer)” → offer the first bottle is FREE (reply bubble) → proof 2,600 five-star reviews (reply bubble)
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If four coffees can't get you through the afternoon, it might not be sleep.
Up to 40% of people carry an MTHFR variant that makes ordinary folic acid hard to use. Your brain runs on the active form.
CleanHealthLab L-Methylfolate is 15 mg of that active form. One capsule a day.
First bottle free. 60-day money-back guarantee.
★★★★★ 4.9 · 2,600 five-star reviews
Headline: Still Foggy After 4 Coffees? · CTA: Shop Now
7. CP54 · caffeine can't fix MTHFR brain fog
Changed today: FIRST BOTTLE FREE is now the heaviest type on the ad, with a green underline under FREE.
Pain “4 coffees and still foggy by 3 PM” → fix “Taking 15 mg of active L-methylfolate” → offer FIRST BOTTLE FREE → proof ★ 4.9 · 2,600 five-star reviews (footnote)
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Step 1: coffee. Step 2: more coffee. Step 3: a multivitamin. Step 4: you find out you carry the MTHFR variant and your body can't use the folic acid in it.
CleanHealthLab L-Methylfolate is 15 mg of active folate your brain can use. One capsule a day.
First bottle free. 60-day money-back guarantee.
★★★★★ 4.9 · 2,600 five-star reviews
Headline: Still Foggy by 3 PM? · CTA: Shop Now
8. CP55 · on an antidepressant and still flat
Changed today: The green bar now says "Claim your free bottle".
Pain “Your antidepressant takes the edge off. You still feel flat.” → fix “15 mg L-methylfolate, the strength doctors add.” → offer Claim your free bottle → proof 4.9★ · 2,600 reviews (icon)
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The medication helped. The worst days are fewer. But you still feel flat, like the colour got turned down.
15 mg L-methylfolate is the strength doctors add alongside antidepressants when people still aren't all the way back. It's the already-active form.
CleanHealthLab L-Methylfolate 15 mg. Claim your free bottle. 60-day money-back guarantee.
★★★★★ 4.9 · 2,600 five-star reviews
Headline: Still Flat on Your Antidepressant? · CTA: Shop Now
9. CP57 · ADHD: meds at 8, crashing by 3
Pain “ADHD meds at 8. Crashing by 3.” → fix “Your brain needs active folate to make dopamine. This is 15 mg of it.” → offer FIRST BOTTLE FREE → proof “I'm finally starting to feel like I have my energy back.” — Eliza (live PDP)
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8 AM your meds kick in. By noon it's slipping. By 3 you've reread the same line five times and you're reaching for a fourth coffee.
Your brain makes dopamine with the help of active folate. A lot of people can't turn ordinary folic acid into it.
CleanHealthLab L-Methylfolate is 15 mg of active folate. One capsule a day.
First bottle free. 60-day money-back guarantee.
★★★★★ 4.9 · 2,600 five-star reviews
Headline: ADHD Crash by 3 PM? · CTA: Shop Now
10. CP58 · anxiety: you can't switch your brain off at night
Changed today: New: replaces the RYZE one you didn't like. A Thesis doodle ad (live 25 days, single version) for the 3 AM thought loop.
Pain “Can't switch your brain off?” → fix “15 mg active folate helps your brain make serotonin.” → offer FIRST BOTTLE FREE → proof ★ 4.9 · 2,600 five-star reviews (handwritten under the crawling figure)
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It's 3 AM. Your body is exhausted and your brain is still going: what you said at dinner, the email you didn't answer, tomorrow's meeting. Again and again.
Your brain makes serotonin with the help of active folate, and a lot of people can't turn ordinary folic acid into it.
CleanHealthLab L-Methylfolate is 15 mg of active folate. One capsule a day.
First bottle free. 60-day money-back guarantee.
★★★★★ 4.9 · 2,600 five-star reviews
Headline: Can't Switch Your Brain Off? · CTA: Shop Now